Life Is A Dumpster Fire

Sometimes, I’m amazed by what guys say on dating apps. It could be because of the supposed anonymity of the screen. I can’t imagine they would say any of this stuff in person. This rule should be a litmus test for men: If you can’t say it to a random person in a coffee shop, you shouldn’t say it online. Here’s a perfect example of an exchange that happened to me this week.

So that you can get an idea of how he described himself.

40-year old male:

Bio: Compassionate and kind hearted guy here. I have a great career who’s looking to enjoy life with that special someone. Love to exercise and stay fit. Huge sports fan from MMA to football to tennis lol Just about into every genre of music especially the 60’s. Let’s talk.

Looking For: Sweet and funny! Music lovers. You don’t have to be into sports. Dating, Friendship, Long-term / Serious relationship, Marriage, Short-term / Casual relationship

Random guy: down to hookup sometime? I love to eat p***y🤤 I know that’s blunt, I just wanna be upfront with my intentions.

My reply: I am curious. Does that ever work? I mean I would suspect that the law of averages, if you ask enough people one might say yes…… Also, you do realize that any type of sexual encounter for women usually is better with established chemistry.

So again seriously why would you think that I would be so desperate or delusional to let a not so perfect stranger meet me for that specific purpose of oral sex when most men couldn’t get it right after years of knowing a person…..

I don’t usually reply, but I felt like doing a public service today. While I appreciate the honesty of not pretending to be a decent guy with good intentions, I’m also saddened that these are the kinds of guys left to date. Obviously, he’s single for a reason, but it’s not the same reason I am single.